After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.
According to the BCS, "Germany
put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of
Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats
of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark,Belgium and the Netherlands" stated
Goober Von Nuesbaum, chief architect of the BCS computer software. "Their only
losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of
work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule and significant margin
of victories in most battles--our computers deemed them worthy of the #1
ranking."
Questioned
about the #2 ranking of the United States the BCS stated "The US only had two
major victories--Japan and Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't
influenced by head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a
single, equally-weighted event. So even though the US came back from way down to
beat Germany and used a couple of last minute long bombs to beat Japan, those
issues aren't factoredin."
German
spokesperson Bobbi Shtuppesengrubber said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we
defeated #2 France on the road in only 6 weeks. It took the US several years to
beat us." Germany was criticized by many for seeking dramatic victories to earn
'style points' to enhanceGermany's rankings, using their first team
Stormtroopers all the way into the final minutes of several lopsided battles
with their "Blitzkrieg"offensive scheme.
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